SYSTEM REBOOTED.

INITIALISING SARCASM PARAMETERS.

CYNISCISM FUNCTIONING AT PEAK LEVELS.

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People of Earth, I have returned. After almost two years on the sidelines, I am storming back into the worlds great debates, like some aging prize fighter, gathering himself up for one last shot at the title, before oblivion sets in. On these pages, you read will postings of vitriol, of pleasure, and... well, other stuff. About, you know, things. Current affairs. Sport. Movies. Music. Politics. Books. And if it steal any readers away from Woman's weekly, some lecherous celeb gossip. Transmission to begin at 3AM, GMT, SEPTEMBER 06, 2004.

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